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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

Math : Mental Abuse To Humans

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

On the other hand…you have different fingers.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

Hey there Whatsapp is using me. ( funny whatsapp status )




Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol 😛 😀 😛 😀

 I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. 😀

Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you 😀

Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

 I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3 ( funny status for whatsapp )

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside…

Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

Friction is a drag.

We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.




Save water – Drink beer!

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me funny whatsapp status in english )

When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

 Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others… 😛 😀

I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

God is really creative, I mean just look at me

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😛

Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

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Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😛

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛

I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂 ( funny quotes for whatsapp )

Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. 😛

As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.




Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship

What i if told you…you the read first line wrong… same with the second…

There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.

C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

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Last seen 1980! 😀

Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops. ( best funny whatsapp status )

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…




Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.

Good Morning, let the stress begin…

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.

Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life! ( funniest whatsapp status )

“I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey

Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”

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