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If you make a boy laugh, He likes you. But if you make a boy cry, He loves you.

When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.




I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

Last seen 1980! 😀 ( crazy status )

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about.. Mannequins. 😀

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add v0dka.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Save water – Drink beer!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?




If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! ( crazy quotes )

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

 I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

6 Peg Loading .. 😀

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂

I’m on a whisk3y diet.. I’ve lost three days already. ( crazy friends quotes for whatsapp )

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.




Single doesn’t always mean available…

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

 Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

Single doesn’t always mean available…

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Totally available! Please disturb me…

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂

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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi! ( crazy status for whatsapp )

Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀

What i if told you…you the read first line wrong.. same with the second. :p

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.




Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. 😛

 I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂

 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛 ( crazy whatsapp status )

I will kill you with my awesomeness…

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂

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